![]() My name is Luke Valentine.Īnd I'm Carmen Sandiego. I, heh, I like to dirty talk when someone's sucking my dick. Beyond human, a monster whose power radiates with a darkness that casts a shadow on darkness itself! No, that's a stupid fucking gimmick and everyone knows it! Oh, what are you going to do, grab that guy who can stop me? What was his name? Michael McDoesn'texist? This is important, and I don't need you causing another scene. I get the distinct impression you're embarrassed of me. I want you to keep yourself locked in the basement until all of them are gone. ![]() Listen, I know this is asking a lot, but. Oh, so did Anthony Hopkins, and he got a fucking Oscar for it! Killing at least a dozen innocent people. Over the last couple of years, we've had some. We need that, right? Walter, we need that, right? ![]() I need to talk to you about some important guests coming today. How was your mission in Japan?Įh, I'd say ninety-nine. He doesn’t give two cents about being a Nazi and wants to cause as much destruction as possible.Hello, Alucard. The Major is the same as he is in the original. Then there’s the series big bad, The Major. He even admits getting turned on from fighting Anderson, imagine that. He also maintains his love for battle, especially when fighting Alexander Anderson. He’s as arrogant and full of himself as the original but is way more in your face about it since he knows no one can stop him. That said, it’s essential to remain faithful to the original, and Hellsing Ultimate Abridgeddoes this quite well with its characters.įor example, Alucard may be a total troll in the abridged series, but other than, he’s pretty much the same. Any good satire has to exaggerate its story for this reason. This show is, at its heart, meant to be a parody, so TeamFourStar was going to change characters up for comedy. It manages to go above and beyond and make viewers want to scream “YEAH BABY!!!” at the screen. Compared to the softer music used in the original dub, this version knows it has to excite you up for what’s to come. playing, you know what’s going to happen next. The best example, though, comes in Episode 8 with Alucard’s return to London: the moment you hear Andrew W.K. The hospital fight had “Feel So Good” tearing through the Nazi’s in Hellsing Manor, “Living Dead Girl” beating the Captain, “Werewolf Baby!” The heavy metal rock drives home how badass Seras is at these moments. Every time she ends up going on a rampage, its accompanied by a Rob Zombie song. Let’s not forget all the killer moments of Seras Victoria, AKA the Police Girl. For example, when the time comes for The Major’s “I Love War” speech, it’s appropriately accompanied by Gustav Holst’s “Mars the Bringer of War.” They also choose to kick off Millenium’s assault on London with Edwin Starr’s “War,” the irony intentional. In that regard, TeamFourStar has mastered it with their choices for the series. THE SOUNDTRACK GETS AN UPGRADEĬhoosing the right music can be what makes or breaks a scene. Then he flips his lid when Walter interrupted Anderson’s final words. He shows genuine concern for Seras when she is in danger and is very solemn at the sight of Father Anderson’s passing. Like any good comedian, he knows when it’s time to be serious about something. He may be a troll, but Takahata still gives Alucard some hidden depths. He messed with the Cristo Redentor to anger Anderson, gets off on hearing he was right, and tilted every painting in a hallway to give Integra a headache. In contrast, Taka’s Alucard is very much a troll, who loves to cause trouble for everyone. The original Alucard is pretty arrogant and knows how strong he is, but he still respects Integra. Add that to a battle-loving monster like Alucard, and he goes nuts. From Nappa to Red XVIII, he likes to give his characters varying levels of crazy. If you know TeamFourStar, then you know what Curtis “Takahata101” Arnott is about. TAKAHATA101 PLAYS ALUCARD “Man, I don’t know what I find funnier: the Catholic Church strong-arming you into help, or the fact that you obviously haven’t seen what I did to the statue of Big J.” His exact words. Not to belittle Funimation’s efforts, but here are five reasons why fans might be right. Fans of the series are even saying it’s better than the original dub by Funimation. It keeps all the over-the-top violence of the original series, but also adds enough humor to match it. That’s right sometimes the best version may be fan-based parodies called abridged series! Case in point, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged.Ĭreated in 2010 by Takahata101 of TeamFourStar, this parody of Hellsing Ultimate is a gem. If you’re an anime fan, then you might have heard arguments about which is better: subbed or dubbed? Flame wars have waged across the Internet over this debate for years, but the answer might not be either.
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